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Book & Film: Into the Wild

[Delightfully spoiler free!]

Since I have had more time to devote to leisure reading lately (as opposed to professional/professorial reading), I was able to pick up and read Jon Krakauer’s Into the Wild in a quick burst of frenzied page turning. I started it on the recommendation of my friend C., whose taste in books is pretty much always the same as mine. (We were English majors together in undergrad and had the same classes, etc., which — other than that we are both awesome — may explain it.) Anyway, she was right; it was a great read.

I had been a little suspicious of it at first, since the book seemed like the kind of thing about which, in high school, I would have ruined a perfectly good pair of pants. Back then I was easily romanced by tales of anti-establishment adventures à la On the Road, Down the River, and other books whose titles are prepositional phrases. Krakauer has shouldered the mantle of the adventurous prepositional phrase for contemporary readers: Into Thin Air, Into the Wild, Under the Banner of Heaven, etc. So why was I suspicious?

Well, I have to admit a certain distaste for a lot of the books I loved in high school. Something in the growing-up process has made Dean Moriarty and Sal Paradise seem less like free-spirited Men of Jazz and Adventure and more like models for How to be Complete Douches Without Repercussions. Henry David Thoreau, once beloved by the eleven-year-old me who had just come home from seeing Dead Poets Society in the theater, now seems to be something of an over-dramatic priss. I must be getting cynical in my old age — that or I have dated too many Sals, Deans, and Holden Caulfields. But I digress.

Despite the somewhat naïve idealism of Chris McCandless (or, at least, an idealism that seems naïve from the perspective of someone as well-entrenched in the system as I am and ever shall be), there is something endearing and charismatic about him, both in the way Krakauer sets him down on the page and in the way Emile Hirsch plays him on screen. I even managed to overcome my gut reaction to his appearance in the film (which is to say, I managed to ignore the fact that he looks somewhat like at least five generically annoying Zemblan hippies I know and exactly like one specific Zemblan hippy whose face I am duty-bound to punch flat the next time I see him).

But for the place-names on the sign, the above scene could be taking place anywhere in Zembla at this very minute.

This is not to say that the thoughts of Zembla evoked by the book and the film are all bad — quite the contrary. Bear with me here. The following passage from that over-dramatic priss Thoreau is one of the epigraphs with which Krakauer begins a chapter:

If the day and the night are such that you greet them with joy, and life emits a fragrance like flowers and sweet-scented herbs, is more elastic, more starry, more immortal,–that is your success. All nature is your congratulation, and you have cause momentarily to bless yourself. [...] The true harvest of my daily life is somewhat as intangible and indescribable as the tints of morning or evening. It is a little star-dust caught, a segment of the rainbow which I have clutched.

Here’s another epigraph I liked, this one by John Haines:

The physical domain of the country had its counterpart in me. The trails I made led outward into hills and swamps, but they led inward also. From the study of things underfoot, and from reading and thinking, came a kind of exploration, myself and the land. In time the two became one in my mind, With the gathering force of an essential thing realizing itself out of early ground, I faced in myself a passionate and tenacious longing–to put away thought forever, and all the trouble it brings, all but the nearest desire, direct and searching.

Reading these words alongside Krakauer’s account of McCandless’s life called to mind memories of those specific locations that, for me, like Tintern Abbey does for Wordsworth, bring sweet sensations in hours of weariness. Locations where, even if briefly, life does seem “more elastic, more starry, more immortal,” or where intellectual concerns are subjugated to an irrational and yet incorporeal sort of experience. I thought of the place in the Sierras where I learned to rock climb twenty years ago; and of the bit of Zembla coast where incoming waves pound against a cliffside of brutal igneous rocks, crashing in giant plumes overhead; and of the particular cast of light on the rainy Pacific Ocean that makes three nearly indistinguishable shades of grey out of the sea and sand and sky, against which everything else can only become silhouettes. And then just for a second my heart broke a little bit to think of how very, very far away those places all are now.

I think that’s when I stopped worrying about whether Chris McCandless was a person I would like very much and started entertaining some Supertrampian thoughts of my own. As I imagined myself disappearing back into the West with a shaking fist and a resounding “FUCK YOU” to Codes of Society and The Man, I was finally sold on the book.

The film, all shot on location, satisfied my jones for breathtaking landscape and beautiful, beautiful snow. [Confidential to Snow: Someday we will meet again, my precious!]

Perhaps it’s the recent thrill I have been getting from Romantic Poetry or perhaps it’s that I have reached my threshhold for the local weather and people of New Wye, but I thought that living in an abandoned bus in the Alaskan wilderness seemed like a pretty attractive plan. See? Pretty! Bracing! No lousy interlopers gettin’ all up in your kitchen! Also, no kitchen!

Unfortunately, upon closing the book and then seeing the final credits roll by, I had to snap back to reality: I’m still here in New Wye, in the 90-degree weather and soul-crushing humidity, in the midst of my crappy neighborhood, working for The Man and paying my goddamned bills. At least for now. Heh.

Seriously, though, I highly enjoyed both the book and the film, so you should check them out! Thanks for the recommendation, C!

TV Boyfriends: John Cusack (”Looking for a dare-to-be-great situation.”)

Let’s face it: every girl in the world has declared the amazing Lloyd Dobler of Say Anything to be her boyfriend at least once in her life. The dude is legendary. He is a non-conformist, planning never to work for The Man: he’ll never sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. He doesn’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, he doesn’t want to do that.

What he does want to do, of course, is kickbox, boombox, and generally appreciate the awesomeness of shy smart girls like Diane Court — appreciate them in ways that steam up the windows of their new cars. Lloyd Dobler, I would like to sign up for your newsletter — especially if you would hand deliver it while playing Peter Gabriel on a boombox outside my window. Please bring the trenchcoat, too.

Of course, due to the popularity of Lloyd Dobler and the fact that he and John Cusack are synonymous in the minds of many, he has wound up playing a million and one Dobleresque characters — the quirky, creative, impulsive romantics in movies like Serendipity and Must Love Dogs (though neither film is admittedly any good) are clearly cut from the Dobler cloth. Occasionally, though, this works very, very well. He is completely perfect for the character of Rob Gordon in High Fidelity, a dude who spends time putting his records in “autobiographical order,” perfecting the art of mix-tape making, and creating lists of his top fives. (Sound like anyone you know?) Any dude who will put Stevie’s “I Believe (When I Fall in Love with You It Will Be Forever)” on a mix tape can commandeer my stereo any time, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.

The quirky creative type works for him in Being John Malkovich, as well — here he plays the unkempt puppeteer Craig Schwartz. Also, here he earns his “Kaufman Cred,” which enables discerning viewers like you and I to take him seriously despite flicks like Must Love Dogs or America’s Sweethearts (which, just, ugh). I think there should be a rule that anyone who makes too many of those unappealing romantic comedies (completely different from appealing romantic comedies for a variety of reasons) should be legally required to balance them with a few mind-bending, poetically surreal, postmodern fantasies. Anyway, he’s decidedly less hot in this film, but awesome just the same.

I must, of course, mention his portrayal of Lane Meyer in Better Off Dead. The film, made in 1985, is four years older than Say Anything, and Cusack wasn’t quite the heartthrob commodity he would be later. While Lane, like Craig above, isn’t exactly someone you’d want to date (unless you like the idea of your boyfriend wallpapering his bedroom with millions of photos of you, in which case, fine), but he is a badass in many ways. Yes, that’s right, a badass. He may look like an awkward nerd to the naked eye, but witness: he’s a dedicated drag racer; he skis down dangerous mountains on only one ski; and he brazenly inserts his Q-Tips into any orifice he pleases, regardless of the warnings on the box.

See? He even has them in the ear canal! THE EAR CANAL, I TELL YOU. Badass!

Another Cusackian badass is the fantastic Martin Q. Blank, successful hitman and sensitive romantic. He’s still in love with his high-school girlfriend (the equally badass Debi Newberry (played by Minnie Driver), who spins punk and new wave at the local radio station) and is undergoing some sort of existential crisis and transformation. He spends the film (Grosse Pointe Blank) making frantic, anxious phone calls to his reluctant therapist and murdering people. It’s generally excellent.

Is there a little bit of the Dobleresque in Martin Q. Blank? Probably so. The soupçon of Dobler in all of Cusack’s best characters (even characters that pre-date Dobler!) leads me to conclude, albeit without too much analytical thought, that there must be something of the Dobleresque in Cusack himself. Or whatever. I mean, I will choose to believe that, anyway.

Who wouldn’t want to believe that there can be Doblers in real life? It’s like the human will to believe in a god even without any evidence that such an entity exists. We all want to believe in a Dobler, even though experience points to the conclusion that the world is instead peopled mainly by asshats, chowderheads, jerkburgers, and douchebags. Somewhere out there lurks a Dobler, biding his time, perfecting his mix tape, maybe stocking up on C batteries for his awesome boombox. Any day now, Dobler. Any day.

Film Reviews for Ladies: Lars and the Real Real Girls

Lars and the Real Girl will be a hard review to write in the mode of “Film Reviews for Ladies,” because a FRFL is usually a bit tongue-in-cheek and tends toward the superficial. While you might think that a film about a looserish guy who falls in love with a sex doll would have all the makings for “tongue in cheek” (and, ewww, elsewhere!) and “superficial,” this movie manages to be very earnest and probing (ew! no pun intended! sorry! eww, sorry!).

Now that I have hopefully gotten all the grody sex puns out of my system, maybe I can go on with talking about the movie. Let’s talk stars, shall we? The eternally-beloved-by-my-female-students Ryan Gosling stars as Lars, but he is certainly no heartthrob in this movie with his greasy hair, unironic moustache, and quiet, slump-shouldered desperation. The only positive thing about him we can see in the beginning is that he has great taste in Scandinavian sweaters. I do love good Danish knitwear.

Bianca, pictured above with Lars, is the Real Girl in question. If you don’t know about Real Girls Dolls, go check out their website. Go on, I’ll wait.

So now you see what Lars has gotten into in the film. I won’t waste too much time or reveal too much here, but the whole play on the word “real” in the title is at the center of his relationship with the doll Bianca and with others around him. One of said others is Margo, played by Kelli Garner, pictured below. She’s the real real girl, and confronted with Bianca’s synthetically perfect body, face, and hair — a “Real Girl” who never needs to eat, never smells bad, never farts, and has a personality constructed by other people’s vision of ideal femininity — Margo wavers between Lars’s quiet desperation and a naïve cheerfulness of her own. Also, she is totally cute, a good bowler, and has those silly plastic barrettes everyone wore in elementary school.

Another real real girl in the move is Karin, played ably by the adorable Emily Mortimer, whom I liked in Match Point and loved in Dear Frankie. Her fake American accent is not even annoying!

Patricia Clarkson co-stars as Dagmar (alert! awesome name!), the general practitioner who begins giving Lars therapy sessions, mostly unbeknownst to him. She is one of my favorite characters — she gently and cleverly manipulates Lars into talking about the things that matter in his obsession with Bianca, and they have some of the film’s most touching scenes together.

Over all, it’s quite a lovely movie, and — in spite of the Real Girl — manages to be something of a triumph for real real girls everywhere.

Which would you rather?

I am getting ready to do another film review for ladies — lately I’ve seen Lars and the Real Girl, The Golden Compass, and 27 Dresses.  Next in line to see, I have Cloverfield and The Savages.  What say you for a Ladies’ Review?  Please to advise.

TV Boyfriends: Johnny Depp (”Wino Forever!”)

I’m watching Johnny Depp on Inside the Actors’ Studio, an episode that was apparently taped sometime after he made Chocolat and before the Wretched Pirate Movies (which I in no way condone, but if they keep the guy working, fine, I GUESS).

Man, Depp is so totally one of my longest-standing TV Boyfriends (which is going to be a new category, because, honestly, I have so many TV Boyfriends that I will never run out of material).

When I was in middle school, my best friend and I would race home after school so we could make it there in time for 21 Jump Street, which we would watch, attention rapt, fantasizing about the day when Officer Tom Hanson would have to go undercover at our school. After the episode we would, of course, call each other and dissect his various outfits for hours.

The outfits are pretty bitchin’, are they not? I do love an all denim ensemble that includes a vest. Depp, see, is like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a vest.

Speaking of his ever-changing and always fabulous wardrobe, may I mention Edward Scissorhands? What an amazing film, and totally inseparable from Depp’s deep-pool eyes, sensitive, Robert-Smith-like hair, and sexy leather ensemble. What could be better?

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, another hit of my high-school years, continued to explore his sensitive-guy ethos, and stitched him more tightly to the hearts (and, um, loins) of me and my girl friends. Oh, Depp, how we would love to get stranded in your lonesome town when our trailer breaks down! We would be nice to your retarded brother and obese mom, too!

I watched Ed Wood late one night in college with my artist boyfriend, a vaguely Deppian-looking, pseudo-sensitive dickweed. At the time, however, I was busy reveling in the fact that I was 18 and dating a hot artist who was a senior — too busy to notice the unmitigated dickweedliness of his nature. Ed Wood seemed like the brilliant, weird, artsy film perfect for sinking into late one night while smoking cigarettes and lounging in a state of semi-undress. Little did I know the dude I was dating was a little too Ed Wood and not enough Johnny Depp. OH WELL.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was a beloved book of mine in high school, so I was pretty psyched when I heard it was being made a film and that my main man Depp would be playing the lead. He was uncannily good, but I can’t say that it’s a film I’ll want to re-watch a lot now that I’ve quit smoking weed. An interesting point of note, though, is that on HST’s death in 2005, Depp not only financed the funeral, but also, I believe, fired the ashes out of the cannon.

I don’t have terribly much to say about Finding Neverland, but wasn’t he just endearing in that role? The picture below seems, to me, emblematic of that. Love.

Finally, here’s a gratuitous picture of the Young-and-Hot Depp of my adolescent daydreams. Hot then, still hot now. Wino Forever!

Depp, dude, call me.