Monthly Archive for August, 2008

What I’m Listening to Tonight Makes Me Wanna Go and Fuck Shit Up

Juliana Hatfield’s Hey Babe was one of my favorite albums in high school.  The summer before senior year, I saw her play in the college town somewhat near where I lived, and it was my first real concert.  In spite of the drunken frat boys shouting for her to “Play some Skynyrd,” I couldn’t have enjoyed it more.

While Hey Babe was her first solo album after the Blake Babies split, she of course went on to be quite prolific and the many, many albums that followed it have all been great. I’m not sure this is her best album, but it’s for damned sure the one I remember most fondly.

The backing crew is fucking amazing.  (No, really, see for yourself!  Among others, there are Evan Dando and Mike Motherfucking Watt! I know!)  The album is tight as hell, and it just plain rocks. There can be no denying it, unless you are iTunes.  Apparently, iTunes can deny it all they want.

I pretty much figured that after the demise of my cassettes and cassette players that this album and I were destined to live separate lives: I alone with my sadness, and the album alone and neglected in the used CD bin at some corner store in an unknown town where I would never chance to be.

Well, thank dog for illegal downloads, is what I say.

And with that, a few favorite tracks:

Everybody Loves Me But You


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Lost and Saved


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Nirvana


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No Outlet


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What I’m Watching & Listening to Tonight

Tonight’s episode of Big Brother (I KNOW it’s awful, but I simply CANNOT RESIST) could be the best one yet this season: it’ll surely feature a bunch of the chaos and fighting that must have erupted after Tuesday’s Veto Ceremony, and it’ll feature a controversial eviction and a surprise double eviction. All live! LIVE! Thrilling!

But if you think I’ll be watching that instead of Barack Obama’s acceptance speech, you must be fucking insane. My GOD I have been glued to the convention this week. The only major speech I missed was Hillary’s (due to Tuesday night Trivia), but I caught up via YouTube as soon as possible. I swear, I have never watched C-SPAN in all my life until now. I’m pretty psyched, actually, that even with my bare-bones basic cable package one of the twelve channels I get is C-SPAN. Rock on, fucking C-SPAN, rock the hell on!

But! Did you know! That tonight’s events at the convention will include not only my boyfriend Barack Obama’s sure-to-be great speech, but also a speech from one of my many other boyfriends, Al Gore, and a performance by my Full-Time Lover, Stevie Wonder? I can barely contain my excitement!


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I honestly can’t express how excited I am and how perfect, FUCKING PERFECT it is to have Stevie singing tonight. My stomach is rumbling with anticipation already. Tune in tonight, shake your ass, shed a few tears. This will be some of the BEST TV EVER.

Ingrid Bergman

I’m catching Ingrid Bergman night on TCM. Just saw Casablanca, which I had the good fortune to flip to just in time for the moving “La Marseillaise” scene, and now it’s Bergman + Hitchcock in Notorious. HELLS YEAH. (Her people? Also Nordic.)

What a Drag

Well, it turns out that I do not have terribly many thoughts and opinions about the latest Project Runway show, in which the designers were challenged to create new gowns for a bunch of fabulous drag queens.

I missed the judges commentary because during the show I was talking to one friend on the couch with me and another friend on the phone, but I gathered that the judges really liked Terri’s geisha-style outfit, although it didn’t win.

The hell?  I’m sorry, I know this photo looks pretty fierce, but that is really just because the photographer captured a fierce pose.  Coming down the runway that thing looked like a complete disaster.  I wasn’t terribly impressed with the winning design either, but, like I said, I just didn’t have a lot to say about this runway show.  I’ll be happier when they are back to designing the high-fashion gowns and such.

Drag queens are fun, but they are more fun when you go see their live shows and dance and drink and smoke cigarettes with them afterwards.  I miss the drag queens of Zembla, basically.

Anyway, what did you think of the show?

More Mad Men Fun

This week’s episode of Mad Men was another brilliant one! Scads of interesting developments in the Draper and Olson households took place, as well as plenty of intriguing business at Sterling Cooper, too. I won’t say too much about any of that.

Instead, I’ll show you some of my favorite items from the show again.  What I wouldn’t give for fifteen minutes on their set, all alone, with a BIG DUFFEL BAG. (A fashionable, 1960s duffel bag, of course.)

Here are Don and Betty, awakened by a Sunday-morning phone call (how rude):

This Phone is Very Fashionable

This Phone is Very Fashionable

Please to note Betty’s typically lovely sleepwear, but also please note how the pretty aqua-blue phone matches their tufted velvet headboard.  Very nice indeed.

Below is a still from yet another scene where Don’s daughter, Sally, is mixing him a drink:

Little Sally Draper, Future Bartender

Little Sally Draper, Future Bartender

The gold-leafed glass is very nice and all, but I mainly wanted to point out the amount of vodka being poured.  The glass is almost full.  That’s the way to make a Bloody Mary on a Sunday morning, I am saying.

Sally isn’t the only Draper skilled in the culinary arts, of course.  Here’s Don:

Don Draper Makes Pancakes

Don Draper Makes Pancakes

Ignoring the slightly unflattering high-waisted trousers he’s sporting, let’s just appreciate this electric pancake griddle.  My dad used one just like it when I was growing up — ours had interchangeable plates, so you could use it for waffles, too.

And, OMG, this one is my favorite.  You guys know how I feel about both Vincent Kartheiser and his character, Pete Campbell, right?

Pete Wears Short Pants

Pete Wears Short Pants

Well then IMAGINE MY FUCKING GLEE when Pete stands up to present some information at this last-minute Sunday meeting in the Sterling Cooper boardroom, only to reveal that he is wearing some JUST DARLING tiny white tennis shorts that barely cover his frank and beans?  Any humiliation Pete suffers on this show is nothing short of excellent.

Speaking of franks and beans, Old Sterling here seems to be recovered enough from his past heart attacks, as evidenced by his apparent plans to put the frank back in action with this prostitute, Vicky:

This Hooker is Also Very Fashionable

This Hooker is Also Very Fashionable

How much do I love Vicky’s dress, necklace, and nail polish? LOTS.  I mean, I never thought I’d be using a prostitute as a fashion example, but sometimes life is unpredictable, you know?

I have plenty of opinions about the annoying, klutzy little Bobby Draper:

Bobby Has a Robot

Bobby Has a Robot

But I will restrict myself to commenting on his awesomely cool red robot toy.  Nice robot, kid!

And finally, I loved this scene of the Sterling Cooper team ready for their meeting with the big client:

The Sterling Cooper Team Would Like to Offer You a Bloody Mary

The Sterling Cooper Team Would Like to Offer You a Bloody Mary

Everyone is outfitted perfectly, standing up straight, and ready to get shit done.  That is what I like in people.  Also, they seem to have a giant pitcher of Bloody Marys there on the table.  I like that in people, too.