Top Chef, WTF?

Although I didn’t get to watch the latest Top Chef episode until tonight (I’m off cable for the summer, and thus acquired the episode via other means), I have been hearing disgruntled scoffs from every corner of the internet all day long.

Top Chef viewers are nearly unanimous in our hatred of Lisa — Top Chef viewers on Twitter, Facebook, TWOP, and even Top Chef viewers I have seen live and in person! All around the world, a resounding cry of “Lisa? WTF!” is being raised.

Fuck off, Lisa! You and your perpetually-horrible-despite-intervention hair. And your bitchface, and your pandering Latin food. Quit sabotaging my motherfucking rice.

Go Stephanie!

That is all.

2 Responses to “Top Chef, WTF?”


  1. 1 clarabella

    I only agree. I am still a little too miffed to respond properly.

  2. 2 Timothy

    Has a female won Top Chef yet? Do you think this is a gambit to make sure a female wins?

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