Monthly Archive for May, 2008

The Wire: A Whole Lot of Dudes

At the behest of so many of my friends, I have finally completed the first season of The Wire. My friends are certainly right to encourage me to watch the show, knowing my deep, deep, abiding love for all forms of detective fiction. My friend O., a hard-core evangelist for the TV shows he loves, had allegedly made me watch the first 3 episodes of Season One a long time ago. I had disliked them almost immediately, thinking the show had in no way earned the beginning of the pilot. Why should I care so much about this British cop getting drunk all night and wrecking his car in the first ten minutes?

Oh yeah, because that is not even the pilot. That is some episode in the middle of the second season. The actual pilot actually bothers to introduce the characters in an expository-type fashion, the way that actual stories should do. So I liked it a darn sight better when I actually saw it.

One thing I kept wondering about, though, was when they were ever going to explain why Baltimore PD had hired some guy from out of the country for their homicide division, or if they were going to tell us some sad story about Young Timmy McNulty being sent off to a British boarding school as a kid, or something — anything. They do not explain this because dude is evidently supposed to be American. Can they get him in touch with Hugh Laurie’s dialect coach?

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At any rate, disregarding the accent problems, I do not much care for McNulty. He has some interesting ideas as a cop and as an investigator, but as a person he is sub-par at best. He is shitty to everyone around him and somehow, inexplicably, never gets his comeuppance. I am waiting for that day. Surely he must finally get his comeuppance, right? Right?

In a show populated mainly by cops and criminals, there are a whole lot of dudes. A dude I like much better is Lester Freamon. I tried to find a picture of him wearing his reading glasses but could not. This picture must actually be from a later season judging by the grey in his beard. Anyway, I like him because he does not seem to be a generally shitty person, and he sort of exudes coolness, what with the aforementioned reading glasses and the tiny dollhouse miniature furniture he is always building at his desk. No one can say this is not cool. (However! He also sounds vaguely British. WTF?)

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On the other side of the equation, we have the criminals. In the first season, it’s a bunch of drug dealers working at the housing projects. Below you can see depicted some dude, some other dude, D’Angelo, and Wallace. I did not learn everyone’s name, OK?

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Some viewers of The Wire think these characters are interesting, but I don’t have terribly much to say about them. There they are, see: the criminals, the counterparts to the cops, the enemies — except not. I suppose they are meant to be sympathetic, so as to create a complex emotional response in the viewer. Does this work? Maybe.

A far more interesting character is Omar, below. As you can sense from this picture, dude is a hard-core badass.

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He’s all, “I have a wicked scar on my face and I am wearing a satin robe on the streets of Baltimore! Step off, bitches!” (I have no idea what season this picture is from, or why the bathrobe, but one must admit it is badass.) Anyway, Omar is, as mentioned, a total badass, but he is also a sensitive gay dude who has feelings. Feelings of badassedness and violent revenge!

There are approximately three women on the show: one is a cop and a lesbian (because I guess being a cop is too tough for straight women who might worry about breaking a nail?) and the other two are there mainly to be fucked by the male characters. Pardon my crudeness, but that seems to be the way the show works. Isn’t that nice?

I think The Wire is essentially a good show, and I will continue to netflix it. I have Season Two on its way to me right now. I do feel that it might be a bit too heavy handed with the whole “making” a “significant” “statement” “about America” nonsense. I do not like shows to tell me about the state of the union, you know? That is why I typically avoid Aaron Sorkin like the plague.

My other problem with the show is that the episodes are about fifteen minutes too long. I realize this is because I am conditioned to the 43-minute shows of regular network TV, but seriously. I wouldn’t feel like this if the pacing were right. I didn’t feel this way about Deadwood. I don’t feel this way about feature-length films. I almost never use “too long” as a criticism of anything, but there you go. The episodes are too long.

To reiterate: essentially good, probably overrated, a whole lot of dudes.

Up watching some S4 of Buffy. I love the one where Willow’s spell makes Spike and Buffy fall in love temporarily. Perhaps a TV Top Fives post is in order soon.

Because We Care! About Cylon Haircare!

So, if, as we posited earlier, the cylons have a Walgreens on the resurrection ship where the Sixes can all dye their hair to varying shades of blonde after they download into a new body, shouldn’t the humans have such a thing on their ships?

I ask this because, as friend and reader Clarabella and I were discussing during tonights episode of BSG, it would seem that Starbuck could use some serious beauty assistance.  As C. asserted, Starbuck needs a trip to the good people at Sephora.  She clearly needs a good shampoo and facial cleanser, at best, and at the very least a frakking hairbrush, are we right?

Of course, as I claimed, there is no time for hair- and skincare when “god’s” “plan” may be about to be revealed. Plus, I bet the old garbage scow that crew is on doesn’t have the same beauty and shopping opportunities that a cylon resurrection ship must have.  C., of course, came up with the best possible explanation: no doubt this is why Starbuck wants to find Earth so desperately!

At any rate, it is these important issues that I love to be able to discuss with like-minded fans of my favorite shows, and this is why Battlestar Galactica is such a brilliant show: it truly makes us think about the larger issues in life! The questions that matter to all humans and all cylons! The true tests that define all human and cylon kind! Whether man, woman, or machine, we all are engaged in the same universal processes: shampoo, rinse, repeat.

TV Tonight

Tonight is America’s Next Top Model (where my TVBF Nigel Barker is the photographer for the girls’ main shoot) and Top Chef. How excellent! I believe I will kick back with the perfect summer drink (Tanqueray, club soda, OJ) and watch a little tube. I should post about these shows sometime.

What I’m Listening to Tonight: Death Cab for Cutie’s Narrow Stairs

Death Cab for Cutie is absolutely one of my favorite bands — and I say this after having been ridiculed for that fact just the other day. My friend S., upon checking out what I had put on the iPod in the car, gave me a brutal Nelson Munz impersonation: “HAH hah. YOU like Death Cab for CUTIE!” I was all, “OH YES I DO AND YOU HAD BETTER BELIEVE IT ETCETERA!”

I honestly fail to see what is ridiculous about liking Death Cab for Cutie. Yes, they are one of those Sensitive Guy Bands, à la Iron and Wine or Ryan Adams, but hey, those are artists I also love. Death Cab for Cutie I love with a fucking passion. I had always liked them and listened to them frequently and with great pleasure, but Plans, their first major-label album, really sealed the deal for me. I get that hard-core fans who have all the early stuff on cassette tape may quibble with me on that one, but I wholeheartedly believe Plans is a brilliant fucking album. Furthermore, it was released at the absolutely perfect time for it to weave its way seamlessly into my consciousness — the songs on that album seemed like they had been written specifically for that year of my life, and I kept the album on repeat for a good 12-18 months. For real.

It would be a lie to tell you that I did not await the release of the new album, Narrow Stairs, with literally bated breath. I really, literally, held my breath while it was downloading; I was that excited. In fact, I couldn’t really wait for the real release date, so I managed to obtain it early and through questionable means (but means encouraged by the band, so).

The album is really fucking great. It’s a bit louder and grittier and darker, over all, than what they have done before, which I love. It’s complex and exhilarating and completely addictive. Go get it now (or wait until May 13th if you’re all law abidin’ and a total prude, whatever), and just try to turn it off, I dare you.

Here are a few tracks I am liking best so far, the last one being my favorite of the day.

Bixby Canyon Bridge


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Your New Twin Sized Bed


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Talking Bird


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Long Division


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